Nothing says festive like a flesh-eating zombie chasing a little elf. This four inch high ornament fashioned from strong plate steel can be yours over at VonChandler onEtsy it's made in the USA.
Anybody for a tree decorated with " bizarre alien fetus" ornaments? You can find a set of 14 over at Beth Robinson's Strange Dolls Etsy shop or at StrangeDolls. net . Kind of a turn off, but perhaps something for your worst enemy?
Something to warm the cockles of a vampire fancier''s heart is this ceramic zombie Santa tree ornament. Turn him over and the back says ( are you ready?) " Seasons Eatings" Angela Rocco is selling this one in her Etsy Shop. Hurry on over. If this is not your thing there are lots of other vintage goodies to choose from.
Who wouldn't love a beautiful handpainted Christmas globe with an image of Sasquatch on it? It's a conversation starter for sure. You can find this and more Sasquatch themed decorations to delight and confound at rainbeauxcraft on Etsy
And last, but far from least, over at an Etsy store called FecalFriends you can imitate the South Park kids and choose from a number of Christmas Poo themed felt tree ornaments. They even have a Christmas Poo Tree Skirt for sale. Knock yourself out.
OK that's the best of the best for the moment, but I'm keeping my eyes open. Have a great day and don't let the zombies get you down. Put them on your tree. Merry Christmas, everybody